Columbia University owns all rights to its name and logo. Their appearance here is solely to

identify the institution in reference to outreach and does not imply endorsement.

Because why would they endorse such a creative project?

Awesome! This is so exciting! My email is AManCutIntoSlices@gmail.com let’s start there. Verify yourself with your “prison I.D.” # you received from the murder of crows and I will give you my personal telephone number.

What do you need from me? Need help getting a platform of sorts set up? Need me to build you a mini website to use as a little hub for your project? Click on your name in your nest below to see a light snack I prepared for your arrival. Don’t hesitate to request any changes and additions.

“I’m sure you just need us to answer your burning questions.”