We are all very excited to have you here, ready to contribute your thoughts and genius.
(Update: This project is now open to everyone! Hahaha I am ultimately glad I did this, I learned a lot about a lot. I’m gonna keep this up because I’m still proud of myself for putting in the time/effort to at least have the chance at greatness.
For real though if you are a talented person who thinks they can contribute to this cool second book idea, please reach out to me at AManCutIntoSlices@gmail.com)
Just replace one of the professors with yourself and apply all the same ideas. (Cillian and I will personally pick from the candidates who reach out)
Everyone can make good art because, simply put, there is no such thing as bad art—just an undesirable perspective.
A Man Cut Into Slices is looking for 11 creative writing professors across the nation to cook the second book: Slices That Make Up A Man.
Book 2: Slices That Make Up A Man, finds Cillian Knight in prison, collecting 23 prison inmates wildest stories from their lives.
That’s where you come in.
You will be writing yourself into the book as one of the prison inmates sharing their most wild story(s). 23 writers, 23 chapters, and duct tape to hold it all together; Slices That Make Up A Man will be bigger than the bible.
Picture this if you will:
One creative writing professor per university, is chosen by the professors themselves at their respective location.
Each chosen professor then hand picks one student to also become one of the 23.
“What’s my monetary slice of PI for being one of the 23?”
I’m actually glad you asked Cillian, but we are the duct tape. The extra story teller will be chosen from The R.A.P.S. project. Each of the 23 will be receiving 3.14% of the profits.
“Hmmm seems a little low.”
They are writing a single chapter. Plus I’m sure they can all use this as a hook for a project of their own where they get a much larger slice of the pie. So settle down with that greedy sh**. Plus, a project like this is going to be a massive hit and easily marketable.
“True! Between the professors established base and the younger students influence, this could be bigger than the bible!”
“Of course we need to add flavor: A fun competition!”
Yes, each of the 23 will be writing a four to eight line poem as a poetic preview of their chapter.
The competition: Each student and professor share their poetic preview on a social media, and whichever university get’s the most likes/hearts/shares, wins.
Note: A Man Cut Into Slices has hand picked the universities through thorough research.
“Google. He googled things and stuff.”
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School Vs School
The top 2 performing professors will receive a second allotment of PI, but to be used for donating their choice of books to county jails across the nation. (Don’t worry, I know you’re busy so just pick the books and I’ll help organize sending them to where they are needed.)
The top 3 performing students will receive double their allotment of profitable PI
No matter who wins: https://huntsmanmentalhealthfoundation.org Will receive 5% of profits
K, let’s break down where the profits are going.
23 writers X 3.14 = 72.22
1 Role of Duct tape X 3.14 = 75.36
2 Professors Bonus X 3.14 = 81.64
3 Student Bonus X 3.14 = 91.06
Mental Health Cause X 5 = 96.06
4.94% left over? What’s your idea as to where the last 5% of the PROFITS should go?
AManCutIntoSlices@gmail.com
I, Shane Wright, extend my personal gratitude to you for gracing us with your presence. I look forward to making your acquaintance soon.
“I, Cillian Knight give you permission to use our project to implement in your teaching/curriculum in any way you see fit.”