This riddle is dedicated to the first born, may I one day be forgiven.

Adam&Eve, The Devil, An Angel, Mother Earth, Carl Jung, and The Buddha are in a book club reading: A Man Cut Into Slices. However, one of them did not show up for their yearly meeting and a philosophical argument broke out.

Easy: Is it daytime or nighttime?

Medium: Who speaks first and last?

Hard: Who’s missing?

Very hard: Who’s in the audience?

Impossible: Where did they get copies of A Man Cut Into Slices?

Tonight’s Dessert Is Apple Pi

Mother Universe, you are puzzling me with a peace missing.

Heaven and Hell feel so close, they could be kissing.

Once the S, now the ing, is what makes the serpent sing.

I hear Adams Apple swallow the last of Pi

I’m eavesdropping on the truth, it sounds like a lie

The Buddhas belly is digesting patience

I am the Fool, forever tasting temptations

The sands of time will always feel coarse and rough.

There’s no quitting the course, even when you’ve had enough.

Eternally looking for something to believe in.

What really happened, in the Garden of Eden?

Her nature is divine and the only one I’ll miss.

Jesus, why are you trying to turn my whying to piss?

Full circle, I’m right back where I began.

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